My mechanic and awesome nose

Hi guys, i’m back again :D

In this week i’m going to talk about my nose. My nose is robotic and mechanic, is my favourite piece of technology because let me life.

With this i’m breathe in ambients without oxygen, let me have super Sonic sneezing and radioactive snot :/.

I got it in my childhood, after this a fight with a super-robotic-mechanic-radiactive-alien-dog, i’m win this fight but i lose my nose. Since then i’m use a artificial nose.

I use all the time, because i’m dead if i take it off. My life without this would catastrophic because i’m not fighting against galactic crime (but is a secret… shhhtt). Also i have others mechanic parts, but i’m don’t like talk whit this :/.

I’m 70% human and 20% robot (and 10% alien, but this is other secret). My bionics parts and my alien ancestry i become target of intergalactic attacks, but i defend myself with my awesome nose principally.

But this my big nose is my favourite piece of technology.

Until next week guys, whit more strange and ridiculous stories.

Bye :B