domingo, 14 de junio de 2015

The most awesome pet in the universe >:(



Hi again guys, how are you? Sorry for the delay, I’ve been busy lately.
In this time I’m going to talk about of my pet, my friend, my partner, faithful minion :D, assistant against intergalactic crime… Blacky, the robot chicken :B
Blacky is the black chicken, it’s old now :/ (? years), It has hundreds of years older than me, I believe she is inmortal.
Blacky found me when I was child and teach me the ancestral chicken kung fu of the planet of mutants chickens. Now she is very old to fight crime, only helps me.
Like me she have super powers: Be black, puss in boots eyes n.n, speed peck of the 3 normals chickens, sleep for the 20 hours everyday, shocking immobility, infinite love, and rashos lasers (laser beam) for this eyes.
Is the best pet-friend-partner-minion-galactic warrior in the universe :3
She eat corn (radioactive corn, obviously), and any insect that comes close for the one peck of distance. When she was young she can could eat anything, It was the terror of the petty criminals of the “M” system, in the fourth star of the Andromeda Galaxy. But many years of these events.
Now it’s my turn to fight.
This is only for this week guys, bye :3

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